Terms of Service

StudentBodyArmor.com is a website for the business Student Body Armor, which is a fake company designed to make a point about the very real problem of campus carry legislation.


Now for some legal mumbo jumbo we just made up for fun:

• The content of this website is subject to change without notice. But ask yourself, would you really want us to notify you even if we did? That would be crazy. Who has time to review all of these website change notifications? Do you? We sure don’t. Do you know why? Because we’re way too busy fighting insane campus carry laws!

• All information found on this website is subject to the terms and conditions of the Fourth Geneva Convention of 1949. We googled it.

• Unauthorized use of this website is not only permitted, but strongly encouraged. However, we won’t be responsible for anything that happens because of your unauthorized use of the website or anything else. You’re on your own!